"Dude there's no way you could ever win unless every single person in front of you crashed"

Billionaires don't have bank accounts like you and me. They have art collections. Yachts. Mansions. Stocks. None of it gets taxed until they sell it. So they just never sell it. They borrow against it instead. Live off the loans. Pay almost nothing. Then when they die, their

They’re all in the same signal chat copying and pasting statements given to them directly from the White House. They’re literally bots at this point, not real people.

One day in the future, somebody’s gonna have to explain to me why some grown men and women of the United States have a Jesus like affection for an 80 year-old man in diapers, who is believed to have raped children

Who called them ‘Ex-fiancées’ and not ‘Near-Mrs’ ?

lmao if u voted for trump u lowkey shouldn’t be allowed to vote anymore

me waiting on the cashier to notice me after i screwed up self checkout again

Y'all realize these 92,600 beds are for Americans who oppose a pedophile stealing the midterms. Right? Obama and Biden didn't need these beds to deport *more* people than trump. These ICE detention centers aren't for immigrants. They are for US. Wake up.

Who the fuck is Quentin.

I knew Black folks don’t take mental health seriously when I told my uncle I have anxiety and I’m starting medication he looked me dead in the eye, shook his head, and said, “So you just f*cking nervous?” 💀😭

To be quite honest, in my opinion.. we are more alien to this earth than anything we might find in the ocean.

acervo laura palmer Don't EVER disrespect the Queen of graduation again

No estamos suficientemente enfadados para lo muy abiertamente descarados que son

Where are the DOGE refund checks? Where’s my 10% APR on credit cards? Why aren’t my prescriptions 1500% cheaper? Where’s gas under $2? Why aren’t groceries cheaper yet? What happened to Greenland? Where’s my tariff check? Any updates??

They changed it to “I stand with ICE”

A wildly disproportionate number of Boomers got rich by pure happenstance, then used that blind luck to convince the public they’re some kind of generational wise man. In reality, they were dopey doofuses merely in the right place at the right time, rode a world-historic U.S.

He’s a Republican, but he’s going to try to hijack the Democrat’s ticket cause he knows they would never allow his black ahh to headline their ticket. Then when he flops over here, he’s going to blame it on the Left being too extreme

A $400K mortgage is now $3,000/month. A $400K mortgage was $1,500/month in 2021. $1,500 more each month for the same home.