Happiness is not a warm gun

Remember when you'd buy #Apple because the customer service was better? Trying to get an appointment to get them to fix a keyboard. Not possible 🙄

Did CircleCI upgrade their infrastructure? Tests run 3x faster than on my Macbook pro, and I think that's new

This is my everything.

The real reason to practice TDD? Tests are green, I'm going home. Every so often I get flashbacks to being too scared to deploy on a Friday…

Good JS library to turn user-land arbitrary strings to bues guess Date objects? examples (so far) include 'Mar 14' & '2001' doesn't have to be 100%- just better than returning null. Moment.js complains that this fxnty deprecated, and this is pretty much the only reason we have it

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT 🎶

I can't be the only one. Who is testing a UI that uses React Select with puppeteer. And how?

What gives XCode the Goddamn right to take up 10GB of space on my hard drive?

I never understood why tabs lost the tabs Vs spaces war. Surely tabs are more accessible, and that end all squabbles?

Love how easy it is to make stuff in P5.js Recursive maze builder: gist.github.com/mattisfrommars…

Have a React component that's not built and you want it built? I'll build it! fiverr.com/s2/5126ffec2b

Setting aside a portion of my workday for "Focus Time"... how much should I allocate?

Trying an experiment here. People in startups: I have over 11 years of experience solving problems, maybe you have something you'd like to discuss? Let's grab a coffee mattjewell.co.uk/coffee

So glad Advent of Code is back! So much love and respect for Eric Wastl with a yearly reminder I should get better at Regex #adventofcode2023

Hey twitter is a wasteland so I didn't even bother making a throwaway account. I'm testing something and need a backlink from an external URL paulina24.de/?utm_campaign=…

Programming isn't as hard as it looks. Even when things are tough, at least everything is logical Javascript: "Hold my beer"

I done fucked up

Programming isn't as hard as it looks. Even when things are tough, at least everything is logical Javascript: "Hold my beer"