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Have you ever been to a zoo? – No but I hear that's where the humans keep giraffes imprisoned curiouscat.qa/mattholomule

Why are you gay? — Who said that? curiouscat.qa/mattholomule/p…

This is my squirrelsona Don't make fun of him unless you want to end up like Boscha 😒

This is just illusion magic. right? RIGHT? OH NO WHAT IF I'M PICKLE

Which of your qualities do you like best? — It's hard to choose just one, but probably how cool I am curiouscat.qa/mattholomule/p…

Why are you so mean to Gus and his friends? (definitively im not Gus`s account) — Hi definitely not Gus`s account, this is a clear misunderstanding. Gus just doesn’t want to accept that I am the rightful H.A.S. president now. curiouscat.qa/mattholomule/p…

Why is everyone suddenly talking about the human going on a sailing adventure and that golden guard guy? I do fun things too you know! Like today in class a giant lava monster came out of the ground that I defeated single-handedly- or, wait... I think maybe that was just a dream

I downloaded this 'robox' game I kept seeing on my scroll. It is very scary.

Do you collect anything? If so, what is it? — Only the most genuine human artifacts on the isles of course 😎 curiouscat.qa/mattholomule/p…

I hate you so much. You should tell me why. — Is it because you're jealous? curiouscat.qa/mattholomule/p…

I better not hear anyone call me Matty now

I'm Matt and I was wrong, I'm singing the Matt wrong song, making fun of illusionists is bad, now here's my remorseful dance 🕺💃🕺 (please send help Luz is threatening me with a plant glyph)

Wait, I thought Gus looked different the other day... OH NO IS HE TALLER THAN ME?

I just hit 400 followers! Thank you to all my wonderful fans 😎

Still not totally convinced that the guy guarding the illusionist graveyard isn't a ghost...

If you're wondering why I wasn't at the palisman ceremony it's cause BQ gifted me one awhile ago 😎

I think there's been some mistake, I am definitely not a "gay ass"

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