You’d think the sheep on the north yorks moors would have evolved to be a different colour to fog by now.

Terrifying occult standing stone in the mist, north yorks moors.

I’m guessing that whoever put together the little collection of books in the place I’m staying just bought a bunch of old-looking hard backs and didn’t actually know who Otto Strasser was…

There’s a light, over at the Frankenstein place…

FB Memories reminding me of when I used to train properly

I expect Peter mandelson will be getting ready not to kill himself.

Alastair Campbell has gone all quiet for some reason.

I like the way they’ve made this new series of celebrity traitors in the real world rather than just that castle

I've got to say, I do feel significantly less guilty about pirating Windows XP now.

Just got a letter threatening me for not having done this. Despite me also having the email confirmation that I’ve done it.

Why doesn't Mandelson just defect to Reform? They'll take anyone.

Went to see Two Towers in the cinema and kinda regretting it. Not for the film, but for the intro film from Peter Jackson. Dunno what’s wrong with the poor guy, but now I know why he’s not done much in the last ten years and wish I didn’t. I’d rather remember him how he was.

Working on a Saturday. I must be bananas. Still, volume up. youtube.com/watch?v=7Gr63D…

Further underlining my point that the British were the good guys in every war they've ever fought.

90% sure this was a ufo in the woods just now

Milk of human kindness to be renamed lactose-free white liquid of human kindness.

You can tell the Six Nations is on because the pubs in Scotland have the flags of five of them flying outside.