Just got back from greasing up any doorsteps with BMWs on the drive.

Just got in from campaigning all day in #Montgomeryshire on the #EveOfPoll. Teams working all across #Montgomeryshire today!

This Tory candidate leveraging social media right up to the wire.

Some old cunt’s just come out of the polling station wearing mustard chinos. No guessing how he voted.

Owen Paterson I am sorry to let you down, Owen, but if I approach someone about multiple child sex crime convictions in their party and ask them what their view is on the state of #safeguarding and candidate vetting and they just ignore me, I tend not to endorse them. #GE2019

Seriously contemplating eating a bag of shrooms for when the #ElectionResults come in.

If you're wondering what kind of thick cunts are voting Tory today, it's people like this, who don't understand that 'bootlicker' is not a term of endearment.

If you vote Tory, you're a fucking garbage human being.

Thousands of students have been turned away from voting today on the grounds that they don't have a polling card or ID. This is a clear breach of electoral law and if it has happened to you you've less than 4 hours to challenge it and make your voice heard.

'who lives in Leeds'

Personally, I wouldn’t care if she died in a house fire.

I'm sometimes called ”political". But I've never supported any political party, politician or ideology. I communicate the science and the risks of failing to act on it. And the fact that the politics needed don't exist today, neither to the right, left nor center. ->

Just taking a moment to enjoy what could well be the last moments of optimism for the foreseeable.

Frankie Boyle is a national treasure.

Well, looks like there’s going to be about 300 disaster capitalists who win this election. Literally everyone else is fucked.