Ey girl you wanna come over and watch a virgin on a 20 inch screen from 18 feet away

Okay guys I think it’s time to actually start pumping hopium

the OFFICIAL NASA ACCOUNT btw

Mizkif Who cares nigga, shut up

Kick is literally just a group of vultures. They wait for a vile human to get their platform rightfully taken away from them and give them a (albeit much smaller, much more pathetic) platform right back. Literal negative moral compass

Purchase this game immediately if you have not played it yet. This is my game of the decade so far :3

This dude does not know how percentages work. Fuck man. Oh my god fuck we’re fucking dead

"We're going to have to kill this guy, SpongeBob." "Aw, tartarsauce."

Started teaching myself ukelele YAYAYAYAYAYA

It’s so insanely crazy to me that this guy basically cosplayed as a democrat so that he’d get elected

Been a documentary for awhile, mate

Marvel Rivals players with $40,000 on the line: I’m not getting off Black Widow Smash players for a payout that doesn't cover a meal at Five Guys:

My Doordash driver was torn apart by frost trolls

Imagine watching Forrest Gump and your takeaway is to mock people with disabilities.

ALCHEMICAL FLASK

I don’t think there is a single episode in the history of television that will beat the battle of the bastards for me. Jon snow my beloved