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yeah fuck them kids i would’ve became Darth Vader if i lost her too

Tired of 24hours shifts

Maybe I’ll get lucky and wrap my car around a tree

I’m currently the Army’s favorite sex toy

The presidents arguing about who’s better at golf is wild 🫠

🙌🙌🙌

BABY WE AIN’T GOING AWAY! JULY 11TH 4PM PT

Noemi swims better than me and I think thats fucked up

Been listening to HSM throwbacks, forgot about the absolute bangers they had

For the first time in my life imma vote for president and it’s not gonna be for trump

Oh dear

The army has me by the balls while simultaneously bending me over and beating cheeks

By far the worst part about living with a woman is cleaning the hair filled drains 🙄

Imma kms if Kennedy drops from the race

This is the most important 3 minutes you'll watch today about America's health crisis. RFK explains how ultra processed food, seed oils, pesticides, and food additives are messing up kids. "We are mass poisoning all of our children."

Sabrina Carpenter Good Graces prolly my favorite song rn

The COD zombies gameplay makes me wanna kms

Can’t find my class ring and I think I’m gonna kms

Call me a Haitian immigrant cause I’m aboutta eat that pussy 😼