If he doesn't find it I win and give him Concrete Collin's pistachio butter and tuna sandwich on banana walnut ciabatta bread

Hey @ICPI I was just trying to show off my artistic and creative side but now the boss is angry and Idk what to do!

It's Friday which means I finally get to wash my overalls. Just take a mortar mixer, add water, then use dry block to get that perfect scent

Boss suspended me 50 days for putting plasticizer in the mortar mix.

I told him the sample he took was from the grout mixer and the mortar cubes had a permeable base.

Boss doesn't understand ASTM standards, I'm appealing to C15 to override the ruling.

If you're having trowel problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but sticky mortar ain't one.

Probably the saddest thing I've ever seen.

I don't understand gyms. Just go build a wall! My bod is sculpted.

@Concretius I've got abs of rebar

I check missed connections every day to see which crews screwed up their lap splices.

Framers are like lice, there's way too many of them and are impossible to get rid of and really annoying. BTW anyone have a lice remedy?!?

I HAD A FRAMER FREE WEEKEND UNTIL I SAW PHIL AT BED BATH AND BEYOND. #NOPERFECTO

Also, cutting boards were on sale. Just FYI.

I'm shaving and inch off of all Phil's studs. Lets see if he notices.

Wasnt paying attention and built myself into a secret room on Monday. Luckily I had a bag of gummys and a copy of Atlas Shrugged. Ok week.

Went by Concrete Collin's worksite today to get some pictures. Buddy, are you sure you read the plans right?!?

It's throwback Thursday so you know what that means! CINDERS FOR EVERYONE. Just don't eat them because you know... Cancer.