ICE takes another victim

A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday... They arrive at the club, and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team." When they are

You got this year Indiana but we coming

How i feel training older people at work

TAHAAD PETTIFORD WITH A RIDICULOUS POSTER 😱

women be like here’s this story that will change how you see me forever

Harold got real drunk at the Christmas party, and Uber'd home. He snuck in beside his wife. He woke up early at the pearly gates and St. Peter said, "you died in your sleep." Harold was stunned. "I died? That can't be right. I've got too much to live for. Please send me back."

dylan cardwell on a random tuesday in sacramento

What are u even talking abt

“Doc, you ought to be in bed. What the hell you doing this for anyway?” “Wyatt Earp is my friend.” “Hell, I’ve got lots of friends.” “I don’t.”

Love that cops can either tell your precise blood alcohol level right away or have you attempt a series of parlor tricks

“I’m just a girl” you’re actually the reason why my boy abusing substances and don’t get on the game no more

apparently telling your coworker that you knew they were born by c-section the way they avoid labor is not acceptable

Gen Z does not understand that the economy used to be so good that if you had a roommate people genuinely thought you might be gay.

White Men CAN Jump!!!!

Bruh I nearly spit my drink out when I saw this live 😭😭😭

Until a few months ago I thought this was Bad Bunny