i don’t give a shit about your feelings, i’m old

Testicular torsion fucking sucks imagine trying to untie your shoe laces but it’s your fucking balls

I have a playlist I made for work and at least once a day someone will ask for the link to it and I swear I tear up every time

Y’all ever had the collard greens from lowes?

It’s 2:15 am downtown and I’m thinking about Oscars nuts

I would suck it 10x fast

10x fast me all you want bro idc

I don’t even be drinking water anymore when I wake up I go straight for the bong

Spirit Airlines is literally the worst fucking thing to ever be conceived

I’m sorry but if you got an android you deserved to get left

I am ignorance

Wakey x bakey in Portland

Not a doctor but: 1 month minimum. 3 months ideal. 6 months golden area. Once a year = legendary roll

There are two types of people. Those who pick their nose, and liars

Tickle my bones and call me a chicken

Said fuck you to HE$H | ‘BODY ROT’ OUT NOW and he said fuck you back I think we might be dating now

At the ethnic store

Yo ur girlfriend look like my mom

Out here with no job gettin money