This x1000. We’ll said, Dan Woffenden. #WestHam #WHUFC

Basically, a new team. For a fiver. #WestHam #WHUFC

All of his formations are pointless unless he has learned the biggest lesson of last season, which is to work harder, and faster, to create chances and shooting opportunities. One-paced, sideways & toothless football looks the same regardless of formation. #WHUFC #WestHam

At least we’ll be able to see him - from 3 miles away across the athletics track - when he’s picking the ball out of our net next season. Sign some players to help him! #WestHam #WHUFC

Ollie Scarles looks unwell. I’d give him the day off…#WestHam #WHUFC

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Sussex Police investigates claims two witnesses may have misled detectives during Scotland Yard's "Operation Midland" probe. #police #operationmidland #UKPolitics markconrad.co.uk/sussex-police-…

Mark Conrad John Simpson See this article from 2004 based on a conference we organised on the shadow economy. Very little has been done about it in the subsequent two decades. news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politi…

The invasion of Earth by a supremely more intelligent and aggressive life force, and the realisation that all human endeavour is suddenly futile. That’ll cheer everybody up going into Friday. #WestHam #COYI

I don’t know: he is a lot quicker…

I’m concerned about the lack of leadership in Graham Potter…

It would be about the only thing Fullkrug kicked all night. #WestHam

Hope he’s better at catching planes than catching crosses. #WestHam

Yep - a fine summary. #WestHam

There you go, ⁦Dan Woffenden⁩ Fixed it for you, fella. 😉

I’m sorry, did he just use the word “project”? I’m out. Shame, because he looks like a good young player. But I’m not having that. 😉 #WestHam

Christina McAnea: 'Fixing social care is the right thing to do, and how Labour proves it’s ready to govern' unsn.uk/4m5frEi UNISON's general secretary writes for today's Sunday Mirror

I’d be amazed: he doesn’t have his coaching badges. So he wouldn’t be allowed to have the job!

Define “peaked”, Matty… Matt Groombridge Ps - enjoy. If that’s remotely possible with our lot!

Rarely seen “analysis” so far removed from the Q than this from Gaby Logan. Over-simplistic musing from ppl who don’t watch what they’re analysing. This is NOT what #West Ham fans want. If you want to know, don’t ask each other: ask West Ham fans. bbc.co.uk/sport/football…