Mother's Day 2019 swee.ps/YEQusGjDe

#Slaley's new rosé- awaiting their labels.

A lovely, cloudless day. Looks like it might be the last one we see this week, but we are not going to say no to the rain...

Whilst the pears are still being harvested, our vineyard still have a little bit to go before they are ready.

I will send 2 x 500$ to random people who like, retweet and comment this post. Lesssss go 💸🇺🇸❤️

"Autocorrects: 😂 " Nicola van der Merwe

"Steve Stifler: if you have a crush on me i have one question: what made you lower your standards so much?" Nicola van der Merwe

"Alan Garner: If I had a dollar for every time someone called me ugly, I'd be broke as hell because I'm a sexy beast." Nicola van der Merwe

"anti joke apple: my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard but he’s like, I’m lactose intolerant" Nicola van der Merwe

"Nostalgia: I typed "Bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway. Vroom vroom mothafucker." Nicola van der Merwe

"Relatable Quotes: Don’t ever purposely send me mixed signals please I’m stupid and idk what you want" Nicola van der Merwe

"AwkwardPosts: I dont know how much more school my body can handle" Marcelle Joubert

"Alan Garner: I don't insult people, I describe them." Nicola van der Merwe Emma Tough Kelley De Boelpaep Tanya Gers

I really like bossa nova and auto correct! #tessa

Smarter people tend to make sarcastic comments quicker than people who aren’t as smart.

"9GAG ❤️ Memeland: I wish my wallet was as fat as my thighs" Marjean Smit

"Funny Tweets ☔️🌨☃️: family member: what are you doing with your life? me: it's a surprise" Marcelle Joubert