It is literally unbelievable to me how many people are up and out of their houses doing productive things on a Saturday morning. Wow. Thanks, jet lag, for introducing me to this part of the world. I hope we don't meet again any time soon.

Oh nothing, just sitting in my house choking back tears while binge watching Season 2 of Queer Eye.

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Just when I've almost lost all hope, Making It comes along and makes me feel proud to be an American. Just, wow.

I moved the location of my chocolate stash in my office in the hopes that it would cut down on my indulging. Sadly, not the case. But at least I have to stand up and move a little to get to the chocolate now. Win, I guess?

Watching British Bake Off and am giggling at their definition of "American Pie" - they're all baked in tart pans! Not a single one would be called a pie in America.

How come my attempts at Pinterest hairstyles never look as cool as the picture? 😶

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I think the people at the table next to me at this coffee shop are on a first date. Cute!

The girl's outfit is on point. The guy is wearing a fleece. 😒

Current status on the homefront: hubby is sick and I was out of town for most of the week so I'm currently cooking frozen lima beans to take for my lunch.

I planned my entire outfit this morning around a sweater I realized I'd given away. #toomanyclothes

A MOUSE JUST RAN ACROSS MY OFFICE FLOOR WHILE I WAS HAVING A MEETING AND NOW I CAN'T WORK.

If it was 2pm and not 4pm I would go home and get my cat to take care of this. Maintenance set a trap for it. If it's not gone in the morning, Luna is making an office visit.

Farro salads are the best new thing in my life right now.

It's 7:15pm but it's been dark for almost 3 hours, so it must be bedtime, yes?

Day 3 of my head cold + Nutcracker student matinee day with 4000 students. Happy Friday to me!

Man Just Buying One Of Every Cleaning Product In Case Trump Announces It’s Coronavirus Cure trib.al/KePOMb3

Just finished MASTERPIECE | PBS Sanditon. WTH kind of ending was that??? Definitely need a second season.

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