If someone is happy and they don't know it, they should still clap their hands, just in case. #WeTweet

1.5hr into an 8 hr night shift and I couldn't be any more bored. I like my 12hr day shifts. 😴😴

@Tom_Cox8664 have I ever told you that I hate you?! 😇

Wish my cold would go away 😣

Sinus infection, bronchitis and a double ear infection cool. Only one day off the next two weeks 😭😭😩🔫

Condo for summer vacation is booked. Is it August yet? 😁😊

Working 20hrs out of 24. Whhyyyyy did I think this was a good idea 😖

😔😔😔😔😣

Today I bought a new car. Here's to "adulting" 🍺🍺😏

I swear ever since I got a new car birds have been shitting on it non stop. 💩🐦🔫😡

Ready to walk out the door for work and I get flexed. Call my other job and they don't need me either. Now I'm wide awake 😠😠

@Tom_Cox8664 you know nothing!!

@Tom_Cox8664 you're alive?! 😝😝

@Tom_Cox8664 that's no way to speak to your bestie!! 😠

Use my invite code, maraw191ue, and get a free ride up to $15. Redeem it at uber.com/invite/maraw19… #freeuber #freeuberride

Ohio I give you props JUST THIS TIME. Your Saint Patrick's day celebration is the shit! 🙊🙊🙊😊

Wtf The Walking Dead? What. The. Fuck. 😡😡😒

First time ever working on my birthday 😒 gotta make that cash flow 🤑🤑🤑

Mother fucking chris Stewart. You had ONE JOB! Hold on to the damn ball. #LetsGoBucs

@Tom_Cox8664 that was fucking bullshit. It was a damn wallet 🙄 I'm still angry about the sassy man 🖕🏼