Demanding that your fellow citizens adhere to the strictest interpretation of the Bible while not requiring any adherence to the Bible from your preferred presidential candidate is one of the clearest ways to express that you see the Bible only as a tool for your own power.

.Pete Buttigieg: "Whatever background you come from, there's a place for you in the coalition that we're building.... Camo hats don't belong to a political party. The American flag doesn't belong to a political party. God does not belong to a political party." 📽️: @bloomich

Coming soon: "Why the fuck does this orange cost $8?!?" "It was handpicked by Chad in Orlando."

Trump’s new Secretary of State (March 2016): “For years to come, there are many people on the right, in the media and voters at large, that are going to be having to explain and justify how they fell into this trap of supporting Donald Trump.”

“And which great efficiency expert will lead this important new effort to streamline?” “Actually there will be two people in charge”

Make America Healthy Again lasted less than a Scaramucci

The Republicans were obsessed with Obama releasing his birth certificate, and VP Harris releasing her McDonald’s pay stubs. BUT THEY don’t want to release the report investigating THEIR Attorney General nominee for allegedly hooking up with a child? Interesting how that works!

"Matt Gaetz is a private citizen. Congress should not investigate a private citizen." - Mike Johnson "It doesn't matter that Hunter Biden is a private citizen. The American people deserve to know. Congress needs to investigate to the fullest extent possible." - Mike Johnson

MATT GAETZ (sipping a Twisted Tea): I was almost the Attorney General, you know. 16-YEAR-OLD HIGH SCHOOL JUNIOR (uncomfortably): Megan says her mom is here and she’s my ride.

me pretending to be sad at work when microsoft teams and outlook go down

The story of Assad surviving a 13-year civil war only to be removed from power at the moment right before Tulsi Gabbard is going to have oversight of American intelligence belongs in an Alanis Morissette song.

Maybe it’s just me, but Republicans having two daddies seems kind of woke,

Notice how everyone is talking about how trump is threatening to invade Canada, take the Panama Canal and buy Greenland and no one is talking about how trump abandoned his main campaign promise to lower the cost of groceries.

#NFLonNetflix Cheering on the Chiefs from cold, dark #Sweden 🇸🇪🏈🇸🇪🎄🇸🇪 Scott Hanson Drew Brees

Our son, who lives in Brisbane, fully 10,000 miles out of earshot, has just sent our daughter, who lives under our roof, some bagpipes.

You better believe it

So it seems that Elon DOES KNOW the difference between "my heart goes out to you" and a Nazi salute.

My heart is breaking for beautiful Örebro and Sweden as a whole. This is just so shocking and terribly sad. 💔💔💔

I can’t wait for the Kennedy Center’s productions in rep of Purlie White Victorious the play, and Purlie White the musical in Spring 2026!