Hotel we’re staying at does 0.5 litres of sangria for €10 and a litre for €25 and couldn’t understand why we bought 2 x 0.5 litres. Also breakfast is €22 per person, but 4 croissants and 2 coffees is €13.50. I think I need to have a word 🤣🤣

Wolves away says sold out at exactly 10am 😳

I’ll remember Ozzy for that one moment in stage at Donnington MOR 1984. Some fans climbed on stage and ran towards him. Did he panic, of course not. He just looked at them and said ‘hi guys’ The guy was cool as fuck. RIP Ozzy, we will all miss you 😢

That always looked likely from Bethell 😏

Every time a cowardly, weak, impotent little zero like Asher Watkins tastes his own medicine, an angel gets its wings! 🤗🥳🤗 Hope it was slow and agonizing, you pathetic c@nt. 🤣👋🏻

One thing I’ve learned about being on holiday last week and then returning to work this week has been the thought that I can’t wait to retire 😏

#InternationalCatsDay Our two sharing a saucer of milk 🥰

I don’t want to hear another word about the Women’s penalties 😜

If a city PL game was switched and played in the US or Saudi then it’s over and out from me. The game will be dead. It’s already changing into something I don’t recognise but to alienate fans in that manner would kill the sport.

Peter Drury is one annoying tw@ 🤬

Such a great trip away to Wolves today. New signings gelled really well and hopefully there’s more to come from them 🩵🩵

As Neville said United were ‘brilliant’ in the first 5 minutes, does that mean they’re back? 😜

Calling all #Swifties 📢 Meet Betty, August, Epiphany, Bolter, Archer and Robin who are currently in their rehoming centre era, but are hoping to start their love stories soon 💛🎶

Anyone else having trouble watching Amazon on tv. I keep getting a message saying go to Amazon.co.uk/videohelp Amazon.co.uk I can watch on any other device though 🤷🏻‍♂️

anyone got a picture of the new screen theyve put in at the Etihad?

What a hit son 🤗 great goal from Paqueta 😳

West Ham are going to struggle this season 😬

This West Ham keeper is awful. Never sign a keeper from a relegated team 🤦🏻‍♂️