New product drop on monday 👀

How do you all know eachother?

Not to be confused with the famous Pine Tar incident from earlier today (soap)

Getting more spam texts now than calls

Beyond the aesthetics, pine tar packs a serious anti-fungal power. Preventing or helping to cure athletes foot or jock itch. Probably how it got its reputation as more of a men’s soap

Casually screaming

Snagging a ball at a baseball game is peak “feel like a kid again” moment

Came to Denver expecting a nice city Its a dump filled with tweakers and reeks of weed A man in a bikini and meth mouth yelled out $12 handjobs at the hiway exit 🥴 One of the worst cities ive been to

Letting a thick framed glasses lib into your management is like inviting a bull into a china shop Total Destruction -Cracker Barrel’s CEO’s latest aesthetic update 🥴

Kind of strange to develop “through evolution” the feeling of excruciating pain A simple light pain brain signal would more than serve the purpose of saying Not Good The presence of excruciating pain disproves evolution

These are the same picture

I should be Cracker Barrel CEO This tweet from 2019

Adding prayer into your life is truly the number one life hack Pray over water the structure aligns into something beautiful Pray over yourself and your life’s structure aligns into something magical

This guy seems to be making fantastic food in Philadelphia area, but is near closing his doors GO TRY IT OUT IF YOUR IN PHILLY!!!

Still using your products! VanMan Box it comes in is a nice touch 👌🏼

*Pleasantly surprised* “I was a bit weary of onion shampoo, ngl...but it works very good and lathers enough(more than I thought it would, tbh) to move throughout the hair. It leaves a sliiiiiight scent, but nothing too bad, can't quite describe it, but it's kind of nutty, lol. We