Inject it into my fucking veins 🍁☕️🏈

After everything coming out, we should be thanking Texas. THEY pulled back the curtain on a diabolical man that —me included—thought was a HUGE LOSS. He IS a good coach! But I don’t want him near my son. I am embarrassed I believed in him. THANK YOU Longhorns. No hard feelings.

To be clear, we never have and never will endorse Biden.

Max Wiener… more like Minimum Wiener

Let me sit this right here and walk away 🚶🏿‍♂️‍➡️

BREAKING: Texas A&M has hired Michael Earley as their next head baseball coach!! For the last 3 years, Earley has been the A&M hitting coach. Under Earley, A&M set a program record for HR’s🔥 Earley comes highly recommended by both former and current players!👍🏻

Welcome back Coach Earley (fuck you Schloss)

Gavin Grahovac when Schloss asked if he wanted to follow him to Austin:

Seen a lot of this lately

Me on 3rd&9 helping the defense get a stop

Texas Tech has lost privileges to talk about our yell leaders😭😭😭

If you’re getting married this weekend, you are what’s wrong with this country.

Bronny gets subbed in and they treat him like the varsity manager with Down syndrome who finally got to suit up for senior night

N gga please lock in. Ya daughter has a billionaire father. She will be ok. You got Ja Morant tonight.

BTHO t.u.

“But Catholics are Christians, and that's the best thing about it. You go to Mass — and our entire team goes to Mass, Catholic or not Catholic — and you realize that we are all embracing and believing in Jesus Christ as our savior.” - Marcus Freeman

The Mahomes that showed up to the Super Bowl

Tom Brady looking down from the booth at the goat debate crumbling:

ACC vs SEC #ItJustMeansMore