#StrangersThings5

So if Kali wasn't lying at all then those pregnant women all got obliterated in the Upside Down, right?

Scrolling through my feed trying to figure out if we're talking about the military in stranger things or in Venezuela

Who gave Trump AP US History classes last semester?

i recently had a friend who’s going thru a hard time ask how i got out of the suicidal pit of despair i was in not so long ago. my flippant answer is that i got a husband and baby and this friend should do the same. my longer answer is something like: spending time a bunch of

I’ll never feel as clean as a freshly bathed toddler in a matching pj set with their wet hair brushed straight back

My 5 year old naming literally anything:

Me to my kids every day:

Listening to my 4yo and 5yo play. 5yo: careful or he's going to get fired! 4yo: what? 5yo: they're going to fire him, so like, they're going to put fire all over him. 4yo: I think he's going to fire everybody! (For the record dad and I are both in stable jobs 😅)

pregnancy dreams be like 2am: epic tale where a witch steals my baby, i'm enslaved to her for a decade, my sons ultimately grow to be blood rivals 3am: the costco food court has begun offering banana splits 4am: i am faced with the impossible task of breastfeeding a toucan

Marvin Gaye did not have a single clue what was going on in the world lmaooooo

My kids to the TSA flying back from Disney World 😑

Have we considered a lifelong Accelerated Reader program where grown adults in their 30s and 40s can get free movie tickets and better airline seats if they read books

the problem with the current state of american politics is that maybe we collectively deserve this but I personally do not

Accidentally described someone as a Cold Stone killer instead of a stone cold killer

I watched 6 hours of Nick at Nite every night as a child but I’m still better off than the cell phone kids

Just because you are conservative, it doesn't mean you have to be okay with what's happening in Minnesota. Even if you voted based on immigration issues, it doesn't mean you have to be okay with what's happening in Minnesota. It's okay to say it's bad and shouldn't be happening

Not exactly how I would classify this