it came to me in a vision

Put me in a human centipede situation and I’ll be cracking jokes, keeping morale up and staying focused on my goals

Daily Loud Jada Pinkett Smith when it comes to embarrassing Will Smith publicly

sending my thoughts and prayers to every movie theater employee

Woah Vicky

i dont know who needs to hear this, but your identity is not your job. your identity is a sick ass jacket everyone recognizes you by

they did WHAT in the senate hearing room???

TikTok cooking grandma, Lynja, dies at 67 years old

It’s been a weird day to be a Drake stan. Everyone is having their fun and making their jokes but the sad truth is most women prefer something significantly smaller. He’s bound to walk a lonely road. My heart breaks for him

Y'all were calling Punxsutawney Phil a fraud. A system groundhog. Now look at yourselves. I hope the apologies are as loud as the disrespect was.

Thank you for inventing the monkey. RIP