baby I could say I wanna go to disneyworld outloud with my phone shut down underneath my bed in a locked bedroom and as soon as I check my timeline I’ll have 7 ads for disneyworld on my instagram feed

This is really essential. The bill would allow the government to reach into any online activity you have, including "smart" devices and camera footage as well as Alexa records etc. While mocking China, our own US lawmakers are imitating the same online authoritarianism.

If you’re a fan of Morgan Wallen after everything he’s done, you kind of deserve this. I’ve no sympathy for that stadium.

I was not made for a 9 to 5, I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard

happy Father’s Day to the man who tucked me in and sang me to sleep every night at 10 pm

watching shrek from memory in my head

I miss this place :(

Jaren Hall has a chance to make history on Sunday ‼️ If he passes for 33,099 yards on Sunday against Atlanta, he will be the Vikings all time pass yards leader. Can he do it? #Skol

just finished my christmas tree

the vikings always disappoints me

Proposal: We, as a planet, should have Olympic PTO. Because I’m literally not getting a thing done at work and I know everyone else isn’t either. Tbh it’s pretty unpatriotic to expect me to work right now.

I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS OMFG

Damn this country really is dumb as hell Like I knew it was already, but the race is this close? This is a new level of stupid even for us man

We don't hate him enough.

my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport