MIKKO RANTANEN WHAT IS GOING ON

Mikko Rantanen is gonna be the Pope by next week

Don’t care +Sitting on my throne +Eating a big leg of mutton +Guards take them away!

Trader Joe’s is not a grocery store it’s a treats emporium for adults

need to go to the cheez it store and just go crazy

teacher says i gotta work on my grades but i got an infectious smile that lights up the whole classroom

Seattle Mariners worst game of my life hilariously uncompetitive team just pathetic baseball I can’t believe I root for this team awful outing from brash I hate baseball now same old mariners god this was awful ok i’ll see you tomorrow

leo rivas is an anagram for El Savior

THE MARINERS ARE GOING TO PLAY FOR THE AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP! #SeizeTheMoment

OH MY GOD

The blue jays are cheating #TheBlueJaysAreCheating

Picture this: Me. Nardwuar. Two ice cold cokes and an empty park bench. Going question for question. Letting one another into our respective worlds even if it’s just for a moment. No pressure, no judgement. Just raw connection from one inquisitive soul to another

i’m sooo thirsty

Christmas trees probably didn’t exist before the light bulb 😕

2026 the bets are off