(Forgetting im in gay court and not Yoda Court) Not me committing the murder in question!

casual cruelty toward pigeons will be repaid tenfold in your next lifetime

the presidents keep getting shorter and shorter preparing for sabrina carpenters administration

looking to speak to PRs who look after high end rentals or hotels in Barcelona, specifically in/near El Poblenou xxx #journorequest #prrequest (also open to bars and restaurants in same area)

'batman begin'

save us angela rayner, angela rayner save us

K stands for Kockblock standard.co.uk/lifestyle/keir…

BORING!

Starmer in his study with Thatcher’s portrait

went for a walk, Very pleasant evening. the squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. that stung a little. I will remember their faces

i'm going to cut his hair while he's sleeping and then leave a little note for Rachel Weisz under her pillow that says "you're welcome"

NEW: Gen Zs aren’t having very much sex 😥 according to new study 🤔 in fact 🤫 they’re actually having the exact same amount of sex as 🤢 boomers 🤮 standard.co.uk/lifestyle/gen-…

enjoyed the confirmation that drake owns a “distressing amount of tracksuits”

I don’t know anything else going on in the world right now except for Moo Deng

chappell roan is entering the industry with a sense of self worth that everybody applauds in other women as long as they endure mistreatment for a decade before developing it

u look up from your phone while on the train its 9/10 times theres some guy looking at u like this

one of the most classic red flags is when a guy says "you would look so adorable shrunken down and trapped inside one of my orbs." it might sound like a compliment, but you mustn't fall for it

I’m not condoning violence but sometimes I think it might honestly be better to throw hands rather than write tweet threads like this