Nobody: Hospitals: sure we can just have the nurses do it

Daylight Saving Time is increasingly hard to notice when my digital are devices are like, "What? Nothing happened. We know what time it is." And my stove is left blinking and screaming, "IT HAPPENED! TIME SHIFTED UNNATURALLY! THEY'RE ALL LYING! ONLY I KNOW! ONLY I REMEMBER!"

THEY’RE EATING CATS & DOGS!

The ADHD in my brain wresting control from the depression in my brain #Survivor47

hate when you tell a hilarious story and then everyone’s like “omg im so sorry that happened to you?????” like get with the program honey we’re laughing about this

Can we all agree we’re still calling this app twitter. It’s been a year and I’ve never called it 𝕏

this legit must be how katniss felt when they made her do the hunger games a second time

in light of recent events i have decided to become evil

Being single on valentine's day is sad but having a boyfriend & still not being spoiled is even worse ladies !!

Not going to lie, watching Trump supporters get fired after they voted for him gives me that warm feeling in my heart, like when you watch a movie and the hero walks away from an explosion in slow motion.

being annoyed is the price you pay for community. it means having guests when you'd rather be alone. it means letting someone live with you even when they get on your nerves. it means showing up for events that you'd rather not go to. it means turning the other cheek.

Me to my friends and family the last 48 hours:

"you look happier" yes taylor swift is engaged after years of dreaming about fairytales and happy endings and someone who will sweep her off her feet and she's finally getting it

the way my phone was blowing up you’d think I was the one who got engaged

totally! anyone who wants to get married SHOULD follow Taylor’s example: put your career + goals first, meet different people to learn what you want from a relationship, don’t be afraid to take time to meet your ideal partner, and marry someone who constantly celebrates you :)

date someone who is interested in you. i don't mean someone who thinks you're cute or funny. i mean someone who wants to know every insignificant detail about you. theres a difference between attraction and interest. find the person who wants to learn every aspect of who you are.

the thought that youth never comes back hits me so deeply, like suddenly I'm aware of how precious every moment is and how quickly it fades into memory, and all I want is to hold onto this beautiful, fleeting version of my life and live it fully before it slips out of my hands.

trumps approval rating about to go even lower than it already is because he’s interrupting the survivor finale