"And if they dont have strawberry milk?" "Pack of Marlboro reds"

chimpanzee is very angry with a hot take posted by a mutual he has been following since 2013

Who needs friends… when youve got HOMIE MELON!!!

he said, “let me speak a little french to you tonight,” and then started singing one more time by daft punk ??

I fear I simply thrive off of being in love or have a crush, it makes me feel alive.

Only thing left to do is to delete the co op stardew farm we started. 😎

Kinda tempted to get a stick and poke kit again, this craving comes and goes for me, but it might be fun

I think I will simply become a stylishly single 30 something woman one day, and I’m strangely okay with it. I simply haven’t found a man who is actually worth the stress the give me yet

Oh well, all these chaotic dating experiences will be funny stories one day

Need to make dinner but too tired and lazy to make dinner

berber I feel like I’m submitting a post to kitchencels ahah, - got broken up with twice in a row whilst sort of in love with a stranger at church, lemon chicken risotto

Someone just commented on my hinge saying “you’re cute but you look like trouble”. And honestly, he’s not wrong 😂😅

No way they’re actually doing this now 💀tried tapping on a censored post and got this

😂💀 wth sure

Going out again tomorrow night 😂 just keeping it casual tho, I only have eyes for church guy, but I do like the attention and free drinks that comes with dates