Apartment hunting is going well!

Everyone talks about Twilight but no one remembers that Stephanie Meyer wrote another novel where aliens come to earth and make everyone communists and the protagonist gets all challengers with two boring dudes in a cave for some reason.

Hey Peter, have you considered killing yourself?

“Do you have your ID?” he asks the man wailing in grief over his murdered son. Like is anyone human anymore?

That’s my son

Imagine defeating Muzan and then Bam! World War II

Highly recommend

I’ll never forgive the hunger games film adaptations for detracting from the overt message of the novels that is, very clearly: American Capitalism is going to kill all of you, please rise up

You are one major negative life event from being this person at all times.

IM NOT GOING TO FREEZE TO DEATH ON THE STREETS OF CHICAGO THIS WINTER. I GOT A HOME

Every single person who has been pivotal in helping my disabled ass survive this past year has been a member of the Hispanic community, just beautiful wonderful people, absolutely fuck ICE

Genuinely why do we need technology that does this

Water in a puddle thinking ‘wow I can’t believe this hole in the ground was designed to fit me perfectly’

Nezuko’s POV 😭💀

Enjoy your Taco Bell!

Womp womp womp

A squid that looks like a strawberry and was discovered by a scientist named S. Berry, I cry

More artificial wombs, less AI voice “actors”

Didn’t need to make me cry rn but ok

They’re so close to getting it. Like, they’re so so close