"Sharks are ratchet as hell, that's whyyy they call them great whites!" - #2brokegirls

Fuck mornings, fuck them VERY hard.

Closing all the doors that for YEARS I was too kind hearted shut. Feeling and seeing the weight lift off my shoulders is worth it all.

Hey Twitter get with it!!!! Why is the egg showing up sometimes?! When I clearly have a picture uploaded!! #3strikesandyourout

24 tweets?! I ammm soooo saddd I can't get back in to MY original account :( :( Kara Lynn ...Twitter HELLLLPPPPP

When you have true people around you, the more obvious the untrue ones become. Thank God for the true ones!

that realllllly sad moment when you realize one of your best friends balls were removed. @J_Mills_Yall

"Dan Zucal: Kara Westerman I got your back bish. And not just cuz you have a sweet ass, but that helps hahaha" shawwtyy got a big ol butt ohhh yaaa

#drfermo

Bitch I ain't worried about nuuutttiinnnn'

"UberFacts: A 20 ounce bottle of Mountain Dew contains the equivalent of about 22 packets of sugar." Kayla wESTie

Soooo slleeppyyyy

My Aunt Dolly always told me "if someone shows you their true colors.... believe them." 🌈🌈🌈

If it wasn't for work I'd sleep the ENTIRE day away....

"Duck Dynasty: "These boys packed so much stuff, Hey, they could survive a zombie, nuclear, a-poca-liss" #DuckDynasty" hahahahah

.. way to be a great role model.

damned if you do damned if you don't.

There will be tics at the door. n if u don't have money for the show n want to go, try n sneak in. See u there Detroit

Do custom service reps for cell phone carriers know that we all know how to reset our damn cells phones... there's a thing called GOOGLE.

But I don't wanna.. it's cold, my foot hurts, I have no clothes, my puppy wants 2 play, my sister is sick, and its cold. Can't I stay home?