“Death never sounded so wonderful.”

“Almost…maybe a little teensy one.”

“I don’t recall saying I was cold.”

“Now wait a damn minute. I slept in your bed ONE time.”

Someone is delulu.

“You haven’t washed your sheets…?

“I was asking a quest— wait what?”

You don’t look turned off to me.

No.

“Smite me, baby.”

You can’t make me come… closer.

“The ‘smite me’ part or the ‘baby’ part?”

Do what? Come?

“Baby.”

I know I make it so hard.

“Just by saying baby? Come on.”

Hear that ladies and gentlemen? He’s going me to edge me to death.

Care to finish?

“Bet you’ll be a happy bunny then.”

Don’t be like that, baby.