I think I have lice in my eyebrow

Who else cut into their Lokai bracelet and didn’t find mud from the Dead Sea 😞

Feeling nauseous

I wish we could cosplay careers for a day like I would love to try out hot flight attendant

Man I love shrimp cocktail

I wish Phil Dunphy was real and I wish I could marry him

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Fem urge to call chat gpt ML when I’m asking for requests

I want the iPhone 33 so bad

I know I’m maturing cuz I’m craving real milk

Why did firefights stop saving kittens out of trees

I lovLOVE APOLGOIES AND APOLOGIZING

Avocado gives the vibe that it should have protein

IM SICK OF PRETENDING MACKLEMORE ISNT THE BEST RAPPER OAT

Something about a nyc cop with a mustache I just want to smile and give him a donut i love it sm

Grimace bombs are just a Y bomb latte

It’s a talent show 🎤🐇 🎤🐈‍⬛ 🎤🐦‍⬛ 🎤🦕 🎤🐈 🎤🦤 🎤🐝 🎤🐢 🎤🦖 🎤🐍 🎤🐁 🎤🦌

Anyone not afraid of the dark is pretending

If I was a man I’d do anything to be a firefighter. Sick

Why are they called overnight oats. I prefer to call them sleepover oats