My wife read or listened to 77 books in 2024. How is that even possible? Typically I’d set my goal to 78 because, you know, competition, but I’m resigned to the fact that I’m on the JV squad on this one. I set my goal to 24 books this year. What are your reading goals?

The whole market is on sale this week. 10% - 20% off. Exciting.

Somehow I'm walking out with my first pair of slim jeans. All I asked was "Give me the skinny on your jean selection."

@tweetinwilliams @maryehutek #andthatsthewaythecookiecrumbles

Starbucks really needs a "We'll watch your stuff as you go to the bathroom" service.

Crushin' on @maryehutek cause she makes it easy.

"Whoo get a little crazy!! But be moral!" Celebration advice from @maryehutek

@tweetinwilliams when you want your man card back let me know...

@tweetinwilliams do I need to call you?

Sunshine.

I still can't believe this girl is going to be my wife. #betterthanideserve

@tweetinwilliams laundry mats. #bestpeoplewatchingplaces

Not in the market for a prosthetic arm, but if I was I'd probably start at a secondhand store.

What a win by meb keflezighi! First American to win Boston since 1983. Awesome race to watch!

Missin my college roommate and #bestman @tweetinwilliams !!

@chelsey_gordon Andrew Gordon oh the wonders! IKEA is like an adult playpen

Rap sesh with the wife. #wegetdown

@tweetinwilliams MBA?