There was a baby chimp born at The Sedgwick County Zoo, the baby had to be put on oxygen for a few days. This is a clip of it being reintroduced to its mother for the first time.

Trust me, take a couple of minutes out of your evening to listen to this. Superb.

Does anyone want to talk about the fact that Liverpool are now paying Mohammad Salah £400,000 a week and that he’s been absolutely sh*te since signing his new contract or do wages only matter when it’s a United player?🤔

Fury makes demands. Usyk accepts Fury shouts more Usyk accepts Fury changes goal posts Usyk accepts. Fight still off As we all said last week, the 70/30 was an attempt to force the fight off and Usyk called his bluff. He's shown everyone what Fury is. #FuryUsyk

If I had a pound for every Gender there was… I’d have £2

I FU**ING LOVE THIS QUESTION! 🤣🤣 Bravo 👏🏾 to whoever asked this 😎 #NUFCFans will doubt appreciate this!! #NUFC

Happy draw day 🦁🦁🦁 England 🙏#EURO2024

He’s so fucking arsey for no reason. It’s embarrassing.

This will make you smile

This is the kind of immature prank that gives me hope for human kind! It’s perfection in its patheticness. More of this please

Remember when Walkers did this.....you'll be lucky to find a f**king crisp inside a packet these days 😆😆

Considering how much money the Saudis pump in for the boxing to be there. All looks a bit cheap considering the $$$, just sad for Boxing fans ain’t it! We’ve lost it to this shit. Better atmospheres in town hall white collar nights. Matchroom Boxing

Me and Luke Wight behind the goal

He wants to hope that’s not a fire stick in his hands otherwise he’s looking at a lengthy sentence.

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"What an atmosphere inside the arena. It's electric!" You can literally hear Usyk's four mates just shouting his name. One of them just said he was going for a piss. #FuryUsyk

WEVE BEEN TO DORTMUND, DÜSSELDORF, FRANKFURT AND COLOGNE. WERE ON OUR WAY TO BERLIN. FOOTBALLS COMING HOME #England #EURO2024

Getting into bed after a night on the booze:

Never liked them anyway.

Norman Brennan Are you enjoying the knighthood, Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan?