Can't wait to get all my Easter Eggs this weekend 😋

Had to stay up all night protecting the GF from the shed intruder and work at 5am. Still won though Poole Town FC 🐬

I miss playing football and having a chat with the opposition left back.

The main reason why the Poole Town fans call me Dani Alves x.com/coral/status/7…

Moths everywhere at this game. @IamMarvinBrooks must have got his wallet out #EUROFINAL2016

Scored a goal today. Was going wide but took a deflection and went in. My goal. #Sound

Scored a 90th minute screamer and pulled out the knee slide #DoingBits

My Dad always told me get your head and knee over the ball and give it a whack. Cheers Dad 👊 x.com/stonesgoals/st…

Wearing a neck pillow home tonight bit like Weymouth tonight #pointless

No game today so I took a ball up the Rec, kicked it against the wall for a few hours and had a chat with anyone who would listen

Great win today and good to have @IamMarvinBrooks back. Better at football than dating m.youtube.com/watch?v=me6Y16…

Feeling better today

Good things happening at Poole Town FC 🐬 .First team sits 4th in the @TheNationalLge South + U18's qualify for the First Round of FA Cup 🐬⚽️😃👌

Wishing my old team mate Danny Ings a speedy recovery. Can you spot me in this video dropping my shoulder #tekkers x.com/socceram/statu…

Been watching Dani Alves videos all morning. I'm ready #RB

Formal Congratulations to the two new fathers at Poole Town Jamie Whisken and Luke Burbidge

The question on everyone's lips is has Jamie Whisken bought Kobe a Captains Armband yet?

Big game tomorrow Poole Town FC 🐬 it's been raining most of the day but I'm ready for the bottom corner

Wish this play off mess was sorted so I know whether I'm available for the Sunday Senior Cup Final #UpTheSoldier

This is nothing compared to my head loss whenever tom killick subs me off x.com/btspurt_/statu…