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Luke Bateman

@lukebateman98

25. Comedy Writer/Performer/Presenter◾️One half of a mediocre double act @lukeandelliott ◾️

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"McDONALD'S MAKES ME VOMIT” 🤮 🤢 (CHATTING WITH CHILDREN - PART 4 🎬) We natter with 8 year old Ayanna about Favourite Colours, Fast Food, and The Oscars 🤣🤔🤩 #lukeandelliott #funnykids

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A really nice switcheroo being able to talk TO Brett, after 2 seasons of talking ABOUT him on Live Commentary for his team Guildford Flames 🔥 Other topics include Family Guy, adventures to Cornwall, and respecting the Head Coach 😂 Listen HERE ➡️ tinyurl.com/2kx7j3pu 🎧 ✅

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"IN AMERICA, PEOPLE CLIP THEIR CAT’S TOE NAILS”🙀😡🙀 (CHATTING WITH CHILDREN - PART 5🎬) We natter with 8 year old Ayanna about Swimming, Electric Cars, and American Law 🤣🤔🤩 #lukeandelliott #funnykids

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Colin LITERALLY read our minds live not once but TWICE 😱😱😱 in this ep, we also talk injecting himself with poison, blackboards, and an encyclopaedic knowledge of Christmas specials Listen HERE! ➡️ tinyurl.com/2kx7j3pu 🎧

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“I’M NEVER GETTING MARRIED” 😡💍 (CHATTING WITH CHILDREN - PART 6🎬) This week, we natter with 8 year old Ayanna about Halloween, Marriage, and Holidays🤣🤔 #lukeandelliott #funnykids

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THIS IS HOW TO ASK A GIRL ON A DATE!!!💖🌹🙆‍♀️ (CHATTING WITH CHILDREN - PART 7 🎬) This week, 8 year old Ayanna gives us hints, tips, and helpful pointers on how to ask a girl out…🤣😂🤔 #lukeandelliott #funnykids

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“KICK ‘EM IN THE POLKA DOTS” 🦵👙(CHATTING WITH CHILDREN - PART 8🎬) This week, 8 year old Ayanna teaches us how to diffuse an argument, drug safety, and the cool scale 😂🤣🤔 #lukeandelliott #funnykids

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“NOBODY LIKES A MAN WHO STARTS A WAR” ⚠️😤⚠️ (CHATTING WITH CHILDREN - PART 9 🎬) This week, we natter with 8 year old Ayanna about Putin, Planes, and Shaking Hands 🤣🤔 Plus we’re calling you out Boris Johnson 😡 #lukeandelliott #funnykids

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“BISH BASH BOSH” ✅👊🥊 (CHATTING WITH CHILDREN - PART 10 🎬) This week, we natter with 8 year old Ayanna about Sweets, Swimming, and US Presidents 🤣🤔 #lukeandelliott #funnykids

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“YOU’RE AS THIN AS A PENCIL” ✏️😆✏️ (CHATTING WITH CHILDREN - PART 11 🎬) This week, we natter with 8 year old Ayanna about Sky-Diving, Cats, and The Royal Variety Performance🤣🤔 #lukeandelliott #funnykids

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“JUDI HAS GOT AN AMAZING PERSONALITY. I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE HER!” 😍👏😊 (CHATTING WITH CHILDREN - PART 12 🎬) This week, we natter with 8 year old Ayanna about Weather, Housing, and Superheroes 🌤️🏡🦸‍♀️ PLUS her admiration for Comedian Judi Love (Judi Love (Blue Tick) 😂 )❤️❤️❤️ #funnykids

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Privilege and honour to be back up in the Commentary Gantry and on the mics for another season of Elite Ice Hockey League | #EIHL Ice Hockey with Guildford Flames this year ⛸️🎙️❄️Who will win the Elite League this term? Roll on the 2024/25 season…👀🏒🥅 #icehockey #flames #commentary ✅📝

Privilege and honour to be back up in the Commentary Gantry and on the mics for another season of <a href="/officialEIHL/">Elite Ice Hockey League | #EIHL</a> Ice Hockey with <a href="/flamesicehockey/">Guildford Flames</a> this year ⛸️🎙️❄️Who will win the Elite League this term? Roll on the 2024/25 season…👀🏒🥅 #icehockey #flames #commentary ✅📝
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“US GIRLS HAVE LOVELY SMOOTH ELBOWS!” 👧🥰👸 (CHATTING WITH CHILDREN - PART 13 🎬) This week, we natter with 8 year old Ayanna about Covid, Climate Change, and Lumpy Elbows 🤣😆😂 Listen up Greta Thunberg ! #lukeandelliott #funnykids

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“DON’T LISTEN TO DONALD TRUMP BECAUSE HE’S A LIAR!” 🇺🇸💸😡 (CHATTING WITH CHILDREN - PART 14🎬) This week, we natter with 8 year old Ayanna about Money, Boys v Girls, and Donald Trump 🤣😆😂 Buck up your ideas Donald J. Trump ! #lukeandelliott #funnykids

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“I’LL KICK HIM IN THE WILLY” 🔦🚨🔦🤕 (CHATTING WITH CHILDREN - THE FINALE - PART 15 🎬) In our FINAL session with 8 year old Ayanna, we gossip about Spiders, Romance, and how to deal with a burglar🤣😆😂 + Luke gets beaten up (a lot) 🤪 #lukeandelliott #funnykids

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Middle Class Women of a Certain Age 💅 #greggwallace #MiddleClassWomanOfaCertainAge #uglysisters forumtheatre.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/sh…?

Middle Class Women of a Certain Age 💅
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#uglysisters 

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