Good morning to everyone who forgot to turn their work alarms off this morning.

What's your bad date story? I remember arranging a picnic at the park with a date and got in trouble for cycling there. Needless to say the date didn't go well, I got ignored. 🤷🏼

Thank you Ma’am, for everything.

For fuck sake, Percy. Put some pants on.

NO. Not Matt Hancock trying to learn Candy. NO. A line has been CROSSED. #ImACeleb

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🚨 WIN 🚨 This is huge! I’m giving away the new COBRA AEROJET Driver in this special launch box ⛳️🔥 ⠀ 👇 TO ENTER👇 1️⃣ RT 2️⃣ FOLLOW Scottsdale Golf & COBRA Golf UK Closes 28/03/23. Winner will be drawn at random.

Got that drunk last night I’ve woken up this morning and I’ve sponsored a Zambian lad called Gerald, fuck me.

its a cosy snuggle on the sofa kind of morning with montdog 🫶🏻⁠ ⁠ the dream sofa from: @Arighi_Bianchi ⁠ *ad gifted

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Greggs staff filling a steak bake.

Can’t even put him on tag

Iconic sequence, 10/10, no notes

Wordle 938 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Have I won at life x

You have to earn b by doing c first

🚨 WIN 🚨 I have teamed up with Scottsdale Golf to giveaway a set of 3x NEW Titleist Vokey SM10 Wedges ⛳️ To Enter 👇 - FOLLOW Scottsdale Golf & alexelliottgolf ⛳️ - RETWEET Giveaway closes 19/03/24. Winner will be drawn at random within 48 hours of close time. You must have

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