I’m Colin 1 and this is my house I’m Colin 2 and this is my house I’m Colin 3 and this is my house I’m Colin 4 and this is my house

Hi evil john robins - am being lazy not scrolling back far enough, but would love a link to your tweet with tips for how to stay cool at night in this heat? 🥵🥵🥵🥵 #greatcontent

Might have had the worst leadership, but not just our pandemic 🤷‍♀️

Gary is correct.

Hello Uber UK - you cancelled my pre-booked car from 24 hours ago with no reason but are casually offering 3xsurge cars in the next 6mins??!

So much this. Sigh.

We call it being a mushroom

Leigh wouldn't let me serve a roast dinner in a pasta bowl. 😿

Hi Deliveroo Codes why do you keep trying to take money for Deliveroo Plus when I’ve activated the free subscription via Amazon Prime?

Read to the end

Hate to say anything positive about Gove but this is a step in the right direction

Wordle 221 6/6 - very frustrating ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Hello Virgin Voyages ⚓️ our cruise to Greece on Resilient Lady this year was cancelled, we rebooked on to one on Valiant lady using the credit. Just received this- is it an additional voyage we can use on any date not on the black out list? Is there a time limit for booking? 🛳

Any takers for 2x seated section 216 (mid level) #westlife greatest hits tickets for this Saturday at Wembley Arena? £100 ONO for #twickets Twickets

What on earth is this

‘Good Morning America’ Moving Out of Times Square in 2025 buff.ly/3S3VsdC

Citizens of the United Kingdom. It is our solemn duty to start eating Tunnock’s delicious products as much as possible. A world without Tunnock’s would not be worth living in! Please retweet.

You’ll know all about desperate opportunism and a lack of principles