The algorithm on tiktok now plays me clips of Marti Pellow singing wet wet wet songs and I think that now means I’ve reached peak middle aged mom status

So my new flex is I’ve bagged a boyfriend 5 years younger than me, who is hot, can cook and makes a very good Sunday dinner. Truly winning at life 🤣

Don’t let your loyalty keep you in a situation that your common sense would have gotten you out of.

I cannot wait for the multi million pound Netflix documentary about NUFC’s rise from Ashley, it’s literally a movie like phoenix rebirth.

Seriously though, how is it only 2 months till Xmas 2023 😳

A few things have happened since I gave up alcohol: I’m now less fun at parties I now really dislike drunk people The positives: I’m sharper, more alert, sleep better, better mental health, less tired, fitter, no more hangovers, I can drive instead of taxi 😁

This lass on my Facebook has been listing her dining room table and chair set for at least 6 months now and bless her, I don’t know why no one has had the heart to tell her that quite clearly, no one’s arsed about it

A few common errors I find with homebuyers as a mortgage broker: 1. Unrealistic expectations - if you’re on 30k, you cannot afford a 300k house 2. No idea of credit situation, some people have never viewed their credit report 3. No deposit - don’t look unless you have one

Such a wonderful human being, the world has lost a good man, RIP Matthew ❤️🥺

Naughty elf disclaimer: it’s plain flour 🤣

RIP Miley - I’m absolutely heartbroken 😔💔

Just to bring a bit of cuteness to the TL Merry Xmas 🎄🎅🏻

I’ve just seen someone spell reindeers as raindears and I just can’t gloss over witnessing that

Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it….

Called to schedule a dentist appointment and the soonest, yes the soonest they could get me in is 18th June, 8 weeks away Why are we not absolutely booting off at the dire state of our health services more than we are….

I’ve got a doctors appointment I’m willing to swap for 2 Oasis Tickets #Oasis

That high up I’ve just been given an emergency landing demonstration but I managed to get them! #Oasis

Let’s normalise outgrowing people and situations that don’t enhance our lives or provide substance to it in anyway. I think we feel obligated to stay in jobs, friendships, relationships & locations out of a sense of loyalty, but at the detriment of our growth and prosperity. Why?

Can anyone confirm if they have ever seen Piers Morgan and the Pigeon lady from Home Alone 2 in the same room?