Godspeed to all the ducktales rp accounts that are out here doing this unironically, you are braver than any US Marine Special shout-out too to like the accounts that were called “Of Dimes and Ice” or some shit that were like fanon Disney princess children or whatever 😭

Gladstone is why I got into this show. I blame him. I fucking Blame Him

Me when I eat the yass hotdog (rat poison)

It’s so true

Hey she hasn’t been active in a while I hope she’s ok—

Found this game called “Genshin impact”. Very awesome! Got a free “fate” and was given this funny little dude named Venti like the coffee haha. I like him a lot. he’s like me! I kin him now

Oh wow this Venti fella must be very common I’ve already gotten him three more times!

Louie duck is going to hell for being capitalist

This is Me and my best buddy Fethry Duck! (well it isn’t us because we’re ducks but you get the idea!)

I miss vine

Eaten poisonous berries again I fear this really might be the last tweet from me 💔💔💔 remember the good things about me if I die

Some of you people are going to hell when you die

>Looking for a new casino >Ask the toad receptionist if their casino is creepy or wet >He doesn’t understand >I pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is creepy and what is wet >He laughs and says “it’s a good casino Gladstone I assure you” >I enter Casino >Imprisoned

Needing Gyro Gearloose dead and destroyed have been trying negative affirmations for the past hour to inflict misery and illness on him but none of it works