the oatmeal:

no more ragebaiting around me pls. let’s try joybaiting perhaps even lovebaiting

ball so hard mfs wanna fine me, first niggas gotta find meee

He’s too healthy unfortunately

you don't need to rage bait me. i have always been angry

Suddenly I’m a patriot 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺 oi oi oiii

jeremiah only wants belly to prove he can beat conrad at something omg who said that

I double dog dare the government to give me a gun and house me in IDF barracks

Sometimes I get a glimpse of the discourse happening on Muslim Twitter and I lose a little hope every time

no someone pls tell me what Conrad did to Belly besides the whole prom thing when his mum was dying, like I’m dead ass I need to understand the rage

Love Island USA’s Olandria Carthen looks breathtaking for Teen Vogue.

Eating pizza in Italy and I’m comparing it to the pizza made at ottomans pizza in Melbourne lmao

No he literally married himself 😭😭

Wallahi they just be yelling countries at me in Italy, trying to guess where I’m from and I just agree everytime, like, Sudan? Yes, Somalia? Yes, Eritrea? Yes, Ethiopia? Yes …I’m a the East African Union at this point just missing Kenya and a few others

Insane landing by this Ryanair pilot I’m surprised the plane didn’t flip

Guys Naples was scary as fuck I do not recommend

I’d be giggling the whole time