I want that wallet sized pic on the dashboard kind of love.

Coworker: “Zumiez is the Buffalo Wild Wings of skateboarding, it’s mid”

My villain arc started as soon as I could put my hair in a bun

Who’s got two thumbs and is gonna get over his fear of dentists and make a damn appointment

Goddamn I miss you pops

Dad always said when it rains it pours, and I miss the desert

Finding it kind of hard to celebrate today, anyone else?

Booty by osmosis

Hey y’all just a heads up First Interstate Bank will fuck you and your credit without hesitation or remorse

Listen he’s a great character but how tf was Ezio an assassin when he just jumps off shit whenever he feels like it

My sinuses would greatly appreciate if the weather wasn’t getting nice

The combination of an internet outage and poor cell service is awful for the lives of hooligans and new parents

unemployment 🤝making jokes about my schedule being pretty open

California looks good on ya, but it made a mess of me

I just like broth

Gotta take it like a shot, might not like it, might throw up, but it's necessary.

“Give me two minutes, here have my vape,” she says to the cat

Idk these girls stress me tf out