˚✧₊⁎⁺˳✧༚ W h o a m 𝙄...? I a m 𝑰 𝒓 𝒐 𝒏 𝑴 𝒂 𝒏 ༚✧˳⁺⁎₊✧˚

[ The Reawakening of Son Goku.]

How THE FUCK do you make something as normal as WALKING so damn sexy 🥵

AMAZING

“Seems like I’ve always got my head in the clouds. Daydreaming of imaginary enemies and alternate realities. Looking for a remedy to escape this insanity. The lines between worlds seem to blend together and I’m not sure what is real anymore.”

Hahaha! So fucking true.

Bad ass mother fucker right here.

BALLOON PIGEON!

“Is that a trick question? Because only being able to eat one type of candy for the rest of my life would pretty much be impossible!”

“I have fucking MUSHROOMS growing out of my head! SOMETHING IS DEFINITELY WRONG WITH ME!” She looks in the mirror, reaches behind her head and pulls one out only to cry out in horror as another immediately grows back in it’s place. “What... what’s going on? Is this even real?!”

Something about this picture of him is so hot. I mean, they all are of course but... This one makes me think that he is saying: “You’ve been a bad girl. Now get on my lap, it’s time for your punishment.” 😅

LMFAO WTF IS THIS?!! Some diagram someone made on MS PAINT?! Oh yeah. That looks TOTALLY LEGITIMATE 🤣🤣🤣

I collapse to the ground and scream out in a pained voice as my entire world started breaking apart, the earth CRUMBLING BENEATH MY FEET AS I FALL FASTER AND DEEPER INTO THE CATASTROPHIC BLACK HOLE AT THE CORE OF THE EARTH. THE BLACK HOLE THAT MIRRORED MY BLACK, BROKEN HEART.

━ ✰. ❛ I thought we were having a moment. ❜ 〔 𝗧𝗢𝗡𝗬 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗞. 〕 ➣ completely revamped. ➣ ships with chemistry. ➣ literate and descriptive. ➣ can write in au form. ➣ nsfw themes + dark, 18+. 𝑹𝑬𝑻𝑾𝑬𝑬𝑻 ┊𝑳𝑰𝑲𝑬 𝑭𝑶𝑹 𝑨 𝑮𝑰𝑭 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹.

OMFG I’M DYING 🤣 Man. I miss that guy 😅

This.... this is disgusting. I swear. I hope she becomes president one day. She’s amazing.

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