"And when he realized Odysseus was near, he wagged his tail, and both his ears dropped back. He was too weak to move towards his master. At a distance, Odysseus had noticed, and he wiped his tears away and hid them easily..."

I'M LEARNING TO FLY BUT I AIN'T GOT WINGS

Bag End Capital Coming down Is the hardest thing...

HMS Reepicheep "Oh, you should see the blood gulch, Spaniard. Fifty-thousand Spartans...watching every movement of your energy sword...willing you to make that killer blow."

Read Kristin Lavransdatter by Sigrid Undset

"The blade glows blue when Brutes are close. And it's times like that, my lad, when you have to be extra careful."

"Have you ever seen it, Aragorn? The Halo LAN parties, smelling like bagel bites and Sunny D. Its monitors caught high in the bonus room. Have you ever been called home by the clear ringing of the Halo theme chant?"

“The board is set, the pieces are moving. We come to it at last, the great battle of our time.”

"What did you guys get from that house?" "He gave me a gallon of milk and said something about a grown man weighing at least 200 lbs..."

"You knew Donald Trump?" "I did not say I knew him. I said he put a box of candy on top of my head once!"

"Trick or treat." "Well...we need to know what it is we're trickin' for here....I got to know what I stand to lose."

Go get the indulgences. Souls in Purgatory are counting on you.

"Santa hat in the pfp. It's Kent." "What's the fool doing? He's trying to make the whole timeline Christmas post on November 1?"

"People should know when it's too soon for a Santa Hat” “Would you, Quintus? Would I?”

Bag End Capital I am Pascal the Jolly. And I join you now, at the turn of the tide.

All the balrogs walkin' through the valley Move west toward the bridge of Khazad-dûm And all the bad orcs are standing in the shadows And the good hobbits are home with broken hearts And I'm free I'm free fallin' Yeah, I'm free Free fallin'

Read Watership Down by Richard Adams

"Jolly elves...servants of Santa Claus. They are called to the North Pole. Father Christmas is gathering all armies to him. It won't be long now. It will soon be ready."

"Cimmerian, the effort poaster...I still have difficulty imagining that." "You know, shit poasting will always put the burgers on the table, Quintus."

"Cast it into the fire! Destroy it!" "No."