Happy due date to me

We're finally getting out of the hospital tomorrow.

My boy is a week old already. 🥺

I'm also obsessed with tiny newborn stage.

I breast fed in public for the first time today.

Trying to resist the urge to buy all the cute personalised baby stuff.

Everyone in the household has been ill and now Jay is too so at this point I'm just hoping on pure will and determination to not get sick.

Virgo: “I always figure it out on my own, just need to panic first.”

My podcast listening may have a Simon Whistler -esque theme.

If your man isn’t WORSHIPING your body after having his children, drop him. You’re a damn goddess who created a whole life, you deserve nothing less.

I don't know who needs to hear this but Polio and smallpox never reached natural herd immunity. They were eradicated by vaccines.

If I try and pump I barely get shit even with the £350 Medela but just sitting with the Haaka on and I get loads. 🙃🙃🙃

No wonder I've had a super grumpy baby the last few days, his top left and right incisors are just about breaking through.

Packing a bag for a 6month+ baby is so stressful, all the stuff you would need for a newborn plus "do I have enough snacks"

My little 6lb6 baby is 7 months old today. 😭

who is mr beast ? what does he do? why does he have chocolate bars ? is he willy wonka