Working out from home sucks, thank you for attending my TedTalk

I’ve heard that :) is more chill and less toxic than tweeeter. Let’s see if I can get my blood pressure down with this switch. Lord knows I’m not cutting out red meat.

Never mind why I’m in a Taco Bell drive through, this is important: the car of three guys in front of me just ordered 43 dollars worth of Taco Bell.

Home alone sitting on the roof watching an army of gosh dang patriots light up the skyline with American pride. God Bless America

I am convinced life is about finding the balance between good carbs and fun carbs

Someone stole all of my photos and created an account of me, I’m only disappointed that my photos gained such few followers...

Shot. Chaser.

I took this photo over a day after the fires started, I thought I was tired then... little did I know

What temp should your house be inside when the outside temp is 35?

So tired of seeing this blaming the year thing. It’s literally every year y’all say “ughhh 20XX was the worst year can’t wait till 20XX!!” Stop thriving on drama and spend less time watching news media.

Pretend you have the worst DOMS of your life and have two days to recover before training starts again.. what you doing. GO!

I don’t tweet anymore, I just scroll and read tweets occasionally, but for some reason I feel like letting you all know I finished my probationary year at the fire department and it was the hardest thing I’ve ever done. Dream job in progress after years of effort.

I leave myself treats to find when I come home from work at the firehouse. I will never remember that they are there and I’m usually starving when I walk in the door a couple days later. Shoutout to me for this dank carne asada burrito!!

Found a new way to entertain myself on a flight, simply send memes like this to those with open airdrop 😂

My girlfriend: wow you posted to Instagram finally? Me: yes My girlfriend: it’s a picture of meat… you haven’t put a picture of me on there in two years.