Just opened this second hand copy of @nedboulting 101 Damnations and intrigued to find inside a receipt from a bar in Italy used as an improvised bookmark. I wonder, as I take the train to London from Huntingdon, where else this book has been?? And with whom?

Favourites all going through. Balvinder is safe from the dance off this week. Alex and Le Voix in the dance off. #StrictlyComeDancing

I find it beautifully British that we already have a sketch for this exact scenario.

The number of people having full volume phone conversations on trains is ridiculous. What happened to “I can’t talk at the moment can I call you back later?”

McFadyen and Shannon here look like an aging Mancunian dance act from the 90s doing a photo shoot for their first album in 30 years.

Rock up, SHOUT AT EVERYONE, get paid, buy your mum a house. Well played, Michael Caine, well played.

Couple of get out of jail joker cards deployed tonight. George and Le Voix safely through to Blackpool #StrictlyComeDancing

No way Le Voix wasn’t going to Blackpool. They’ve probably already shot the VT at Funny Girls #StrictlyComeDancing

I don't know why but I absolutely detest the term 'snacks'.

How Rami Malek Drinks A Coffee

Ginge is a dead ringer for Lee Sharpe #ImACeleb

There's always a new trough...

We invited a man into our home at Christmas and he stayed with us for 45 years bbc.in/3YG2aIS

Bill Maher used to talk about Hollywood nepo babies and would quote them as saying "it only got me in the door". He replied "yeah, and getting in the door is 99% of succeeding in the industry".

cinemas should start doing Quiet Sessions for movies where everyone who buys a ticket agrees we are all going to be polite and act like adults and shut the fuck up and not crinkle chip packets

Overthinking Back To The Future. How did George woo Lorraine in the version of events where Marty does not travel back to 1955?

New Year's Honours List is like a sick joke. Phil Spencer for going to look at nice houses. Gaby Logan for talking about football. Richard Osman for writing lame detective novels. Ellie Goulding for singing not one song I could name. Absolutely pathetic.

Whoever came up with this subheading? Sensational work.

"Glamour"