3yr old watching me put on my makeup: “when I get big I gonna put ‘scara on and go for a walk.” Scara= mascara

Just watched frosty the snowman and I only have one question: where did Professor Hinkle get his doctorate? Asking for a friend...

PSA: unanimous consent agreements simply set the terms of debate for considering senate bills. It’s analogous to what the rules committee does in the House. Also, they don’t have to be unanimous. Juuuust so you know...

SGPP Asst Prof Lisa Sanchez, Pima County Recorder Gabriella Cázares-Kelly, & author Heidi Osselaer discuss “Equality of Rights: An Ongoing Agenda,” in a free virtual panel discussion 1/28/21 @ 6pm MST; RSVP bddy.me/38EaBLO Barbara Norrander Lisa Sanchez, PhD @theBraith @SamaraKlar

She hard...biker hard

How about Goodnight Mitch McConnell?

Went to the store specifically tasked with buying toilet paper. 1 hour later came home, yelled from the bathroom for toilet paper only to be informed that I bought 24 rolls of paper towels. Annnd... that’s how I’m doing right now....

Sleep when your baby sleeps...Code data when you baby codes data...

I’m sad to report that my ol’ grad school injury is flaring up. I didn’t choose the thug life- the thug life chose me. Okay fine, I had carpal tunnel.

Congratulations to Professor Dr. Barb Norrander as she is honored with the Outstanding Professional Achievement Award! MPSA & the @MWCPS_tweets will celebrate Dr. Norrander’s work today at 3:30PM CDT. Barbara Norrander @theBraith @AnnieBoustead @FrankGonzo5189 @WomenAlsoKnow

Congratulations to one of the kindest people I know! Well deserved Barbara Norrander !

I’m just so *sniff* moved...

She’s not on Twitter, but my colleague and dear friend Faten Ghosn has been appointed a University Distinguished Professor here University of Arizona. I struggle to think of anyone more deserving of this honor - Faten is an incredible mentor & advocate for students & faculty alike.

According to my 4 yr old that’s a field of wishes.

Does anyone else have a stash of chocolate that is responsible for their sanity....or is that just me?

Just found out that the vaudeville tune “chasing rainbows” was ripped off from a Chopin Piano impromptu….the simulation has been glitching since at least 1918. Snooty?Yes. Amazing? Also yes.

18 mo. Has been gaslighting me and Charles into believing we had no shampoo or body wash though we kept purchasing it. Turns out she was systematically throwing them in the trash. Well, baby, the gigs up. We found your stash.

I fear I am slowly becoming my father. Ive recently uttered these dad-isms: 1) “We can’t get ice cream yet. We have to let our food settle.” 2) “We don’t need to buy soda here. We have drinks at home.”

Congratulations Isabel W Skinner (she/her) 🏳️‍🌈 on becoming Dr. Willams! So proud of you.