Serious question: What time is it?

So. Many. Questions.

Not sure how Google knows the exact anniversary, but OK.

Thank you! X

Oh the irony Mail+. Are proofreaders too left wing for you as well?

Kirstie Allsopp And the thing about schools is that the only people in them are children. Go into a school and you'll see, there are no adults there. Children teach themselves. They cook the lunches, clean the floors, and do the deliveries.

This is one of most disgusting things I’ve ever seen. I properly feel sick that Chartwells Schools think this is an ok way to make money - actually stealing food from the mouths of kids. Just shameful.

Not saying my life has become small, but I just correctly clicked on four squares containing ‘crosswalks’ without being moved on to ‘traffic lights’ or worse, ‘hills or mountains’ and I really feel good about today.

I think my Mum speaks for us all..,

Feels like there’s only one real winner in the Mayoral elections. #me

What you catch the dog watching big cat porn....

This thread is 👌🏻

Surely the ONLY people qualified to say how ‘welcoming’ and ‘non-racist’ a country is are those who experience racism. Continually blows my mind that white people think they have the slightest fucking clue.

Having one of those caddies for peelings on the window sill has taught me more about the frankly disgusting life cycle of the fruit fly than I could ever wish to know.

The face of a dog with two stolen frozen chocolate croissants defrosting inside her 🙄

Hey Tesco - HOW?!

So Virgin Media ❤️ have raised their prices by 50% starting on 18th January. I have to give 30 days notice to cancel even though I’m out of contract. Absolute scammers.

.Virgin Money 6 mths ago, I got a letter from your Probate dept offering condolences on the death of my husband and asking for a death cert. My husband isn’t dead. You eventually apologised. On Friday I received the same letter again. Is there something wrong with you?