i think my gymbro is putting something weird in my supplements but i just can't prove it

having a feminine face & looking like i touch reciepts & consume microplastics by the pound while being one of the biggest and strongest in my gym never gets old

wearing only black & dating a clown girl is not for the weak all of my clothes are covered in white makeup stains 24/7

me: propaganda is so obvious how could anyone fall for this shit lol me after seeing 1 piece of anti island 2 propaganda:

And as my final act of propaganda I summon you Rising Lava

all my friends t4t (trans for tristan)

i’m sorry but if you’re trans you need to block egg irl

once youtube is a respected form of media & people don't look at me like a toddler for telling them that i enjoy youtube more than big budget hollywood films i will be one of the greatest scholars of our time

getting dangerously close to having a meme reference or sound byte for every possible social scenario & being the most goated white boy of all time

not admiring the beauty in the struggle trans women face & the bravery it takes to rebuild a life from the ground up in a society that hates them & how cool and attractive that is & just going "durrr penis sexy" is so insane to me

if my family ever told me "don't get too big" when i started going to the gym i would probably have had to skin them alive

my friend, venting at the lowest point of their life: i'm so lonely i wish i just had any friends in real life i should just rope me (internally): rope?? like zinc? haha 50mg zinc ropefuel am i right? me: i'm sorry, hang in there things are going to get better one day i promise

picky eaters aren't the oppressed they're the oppressors i can't bring in a can of tuna, protein shake & a salad to work without getting called a freak weirdo