Me scootering through Columbus last night:

Me & Tyler out of town for our anniversary: waking up from a 3 hour nap 😂

Tyler got me tickets to Brooks & Dunn for my birthday 😭🥲 I’m so exciteddddd Actual footage of me in a few weeks:

Having a very bad day 🫠

Not wearing sunscreen was not the move today 💀💀

So if you think you see me limping through Walmart at 9:30 for aloe with lidocaine you’re absolutely right

I’d give up at least one limb to be at the beach

Paying Yahtzee & rewatching old Wicked Tuna episodes instead of watching the debate last night:

First time I’ve ever called a hotel & been asked to leave a voicemail LMAO

It’s escalated to 2 limbs

Of all the hilarious things I’ve commented on TikToks over the years…. This is the one that gets 10k likes 😂🤣

Me to Tyler when he gets home to our perfectly clean & decluttered home:

It’s so fuuuucking hot in Pittsburgh today.. but I got to see Liv & Kaylor from love island so that’s my only positive 😂

Me blowing past my mom on route 7 absolutely blasting Knuck If You Buck 😂🤣

Scrolling Facebook & seeing that Shakey Graves is gonna perform at Peoples Babk Theatre

Thank god today is my Friday 😵‍💫😵‍💫

I fucking hate politics 🫠

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Me at every social event: wow can’t wait to leave & have a mental breakdown in peace

Does Hilton Hotels respond on social media? Because email has been a failure