Masters week got me like

Ludvig watching Scottie celebrate on 18 #themasters

Sicko mode is hip hops Bohemian Rhapsody. Bohemian RAPsody if you will

Patient : hey, I recently bought this Quip tooth bru…… Me:

And we have dentists in town hookin patients up to nitrous for routine cleanings Smdh

When I tell my son to carry his backpack in from the car

Me as presents were handed out this Christmas morning

Came in for 38 seconds to say hi and look at the patients teeth

Me after explaining for 15 minutes why the patient has to have a crown, only to see them not schedule on the way out

Standing room only in the waiting room, hygienists busy scrapin’ ivory, assistant doing sterilization and setting up for veneer case, LD playlist spittin’ fire… Me:

When a patient tells me they used Gorilla Glue to recement their crown over the weekend.

LD office at 12:15 today

Kids be like, “watch this”, then do this shit

This is our lives now

When my office manager tries to convince me to stay late for an emergency patient

When my friend walks into to my dental office lobby late for his cleaning

Stopped on a Druski video for an extra 3 seconds, and now I can’t escape the algo

My kids and dogs fighting to sit with me when I post up on the couch for movie night

If Deuce 2️⃣ played tennis

Checkin’ the kids plates to see if there’s gonna be any extra chicken nuggs