love the greys anatomy renaissance on the timeline but i need to remind everyone that derek shepherd deserves the worst idc that he’s already dead

Bra God was like “angenziwa ke mina kanjalo bafana bami”💀💀😭😭🤣🤣

I also think People are sleeping on Google Doc.

I’m too irritable to give two men a chance to ruin my day😭

I beg your finest pardon??

What in the Death Row??

I hate that thing in movies where someone finally finds the person they’re trying to rescue, and instead of getting out immediately, they start kissing and talking like the kidnappers are not dangerous.

When you're laughing at WW3 memes and suddenly the sun comes out at 3am

the way my eyesight is set up, don’t ever assume i saw you

I've been telling myself to lock in for 15 consecutive weeks

I’m no longer searching for love… my new goal is to embrace being a sexy horrible evil avoidant woman instead.

“Do you have a friend for my hb” do I look like a pimp to you?

Boy do I have a country for you.

"WHOA look at the moon" -Me literally every night no matter what phase the moon is in.

Foul😭😭😭

That’s ✨Naked Plus✨

Hawaii has been hospitalized after a medical emergency by Chuck Norris* 🙂

Kotex, this isn’t for you.

Sorry i’ll never fall for that “wash your locs every few months” propaganda. Its still hair and your headtop WILL smell like a goat omfg

To see if you are still an idiot